Name: chaosvizier. Sometimes known as Hans. Yes, like Hans Gruber. Or Hans Christian Andersen. Not like Han Solo, because there's that space before the S, and that doesn't count. I would say there are some who call me Tim, but that would be a lie.
Age: My deceased friend Tyrannosaurus Rex advises me not to answer this question.
Location: Sitting in a chair, doing LJ instead of, say, my job.
Tumblr/Goodreads/IG/etc: Oh wait, I do have a tumblr. I'm chaosvizier there too. I'm too old to know what a Goodreads is.
Snapchat: See above, "I'm a dinosaur".
Describe yourself in five sentences or less: 1. My sense of humor is simultaneously my best and worst attribute. 2. I am an introvert, and yet my job requires me to interact with dignitaries of the highest order. 3. Despite my best efforts, I am unable to shoot lasers out of my eyeballs. 4. Despite my second-best efforts, my diet of gin, cheese, bacon and chocolate has not killed me yet. 5. My love of hyperbole compels me to admit that one of the above sentences is a lie.
Top 5 fandoms: I'm not a "fandom" kind of person; I just like random things. But I love reading about other people's fandoms and their likes and thoughts and what not. So I guess I'm a fandom stalker.
I mostly post about travel, or weird work stories, or random funny stuff, or movies, or writing.
My last three LJ posts were about movies, other movies, and travel. Funny, that.
How often do you post? How about commenting? I'm not a frequent poster, but I am a frequent commenter, and I apologize in advance for whatever I'm going to say.
A GIF to describe how your day has been today so far: Oh man, you didn't say we had to bring a picture to this class! But whatever, this picture describes about 193% of my life:
All friend requests are welcome! Knock yourself out! Knock me out too, I'm cool with that.